More Brit(ish) Than Ever

More Brit(ish) Than Ever

The Nordic Head Competition

is still a bad idea

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Jul 19, 2026
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Erling Haaland looks “like the first white person”. This was the comment that got me laughing.

It was one of those cookie dough nuggets in the internet swirl of World Cup nonsense that was tasty, even though it was so wrong.

And like all junk food, it became more wrong the more I consumed. Norway’s last World Cup tournament had AI turning the Norwegians into crow mauled Vikings and the England team into muddy Ango-Saxons defending their honour against Nordic invaders. A Zionist influencer gloated: “it must piss off the race communist Left so badly that the greatest football player right now is also the blondest, whitest man on the planet.”

And then, the nail in the coffin,

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